At a coffee shop, I saw this certain bimbo
Standing high on heels, arms akimbo
Golden brown her hair so sleek, so straight
Men stared at her, eyes wide open, mouth agape
She looked at me with an eyebrow raised
and then ambled my way, in a sexy gait
"Are you the chica who wrestled a guy on the football ground?"
"Yes!" i said proudly, sensing awe in her sound
"I kicked his nuts, you know, he was getting on my wrong side
He said I wont be the striker, and I said, who are you to decide?!"
"OK, so you twisted his arm, punched his nose, and got into a phyisical fight game?
What exactly ARE you?A man trapped in a woman's frame??"
"Er..no..actually, I had more reasons for my anger
He was my best friends ex and had royally cheated on her"
"So thats not how you seek vengeance you waste!
You should have slept with him, dumped him and given him his own medcine's taste!"
"SLEEP?", I freaked out, "Sleep with me? What? With him? Who I??"
I did faint with shock, if not completely die
"Dude! I dont sleep with men for revenge!
Wait! I just *dont* ever sleep with men!!"
"You dont do men?" She screamt, pushing her chair away
"You dont mean you do...er..do you swing the other way?"
"No!No!" I shrieked "Now Im not *that* wild..
Its just that I am, you know, the one-man-woman
type?"
"Ok Stop blushing!" she said, her face aghast
Holy Mother Mary of Christ. I have never felt more outcast!
"Let me tell you on your face,
You are nothing short of a disgrace, to the woman race
So to put things in place, I make you like me, and rest my case!"
"I appreciate your concern, and your kind words too
But heres to quickly update you
I like being a talented girl, a lady intelligent
And men have always, all my life, pampered me no end!"
"So you really want to act like a bloke?
You are just as dumb as a yo momma joke!
If this is how you are acting, I think I'll see you later!
Hey waiter! Heres a greener for her coffee
With the change go get this wannabe a toffee!"
"Dial down woman!" I was now losing my fuse
Two short to slapping, one to abuse
"Whats with me being dumb eh? For a brain you have a granule!
You couldnt fix a bomb right, even if you read it from AlQuaeda's manual!
Oh the pink wire looks fancy, lemme try it with the red!
Boom! Bhash!And before you know it, you are dead!"
"Enough said!" She fumed and stormed out mad
I was glad, and opened my laptop-->notepad
And jotted all that she said, then before going to bed
Looked into the mirror, to get a picture clearer
"Am I THE woman in a man's world or the converse?", I asked myself
Donno,really,but maybe a venn diagram would help...
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Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her. (-Paris Hilton)
