Legally Blonde!

At a coffee shop, I saw this certain bimbo
Standing high on heels, arms akimbo
Golden brown her hair so sleek, so straight
Men stared at her, eyes wide open, mouth agape
She looked at me with an eyebrow raised
and then ambled my way, in a sexy gait

"Are you the chica who wrestled a guy on the football ground?"
"Yes!" i said proudly, sensing awe in her sound
"I kicked his nuts, you know, he was getting on my wrong side
He said I wont be the striker, and I said, who are you to decide?!"

"OK, so you twisted his arm, punched his nose, and got into a phyisical fight game?
What exactly ARE you?A man trapped in a woman's frame??"
"Er..no..actually, I had more reasons for my anger
He was my best friends ex and had royally cheated on her"

"So thats not how you seek vengeance you waste!
You should have slept with him, dumped him and given him his own medcine's taste!"
"SLEEP?", I freaked out, "Sleep with me? What? With him? Who I??"
I did faint with shock, if not completely die
"Dude! I dont sleep with men for revenge!
Wait! I just *dont* ever sleep with men!!"

"You dont do men?" She screamt, pushing her chair away
"You dont mean you do...er..do you swing the other way?"
"No!No!" I shrieked "Now Im not *that* wild..
Its just that I am, you know, the one-man-woman
type?"
"Ok Stop blushing!" she said, her face aghast
Holy Mother Mary of Christ. I have never felt more outcast!

"Let me tell you on your face,
You are nothing short of a disgrace, to the woman race
So to put things in place, I make you like me, and rest my case!"

"I appreciate your concern, and your kind words too
But heres to quickly update you
I like being a talented girl, a lady intelligent
And men have always, all my life, pampered me no end!"

"So you really want to act like a bloke?
You are just as dumb as a yo momma joke!
If this is how you are acting, I think I'll see you later!
Hey waiter! Heres a greener for her coffee
With the change go get this wannabe a toffee!"

"Dial down woman!" I was now losing my fuse
Two short to slapping, one to abuse
"Whats with me being dumb eh? For a brain you have a granule!
You couldnt fix a bomb right, even if you read it from AlQuaeda's manual!
Oh the pink wire looks fancy, lemme try it with the red!
Boom! Bhash!And before you know it, you are dead!"

"Enough said!" She fumed and stormed out mad
I was glad, and opened my laptop-->notepad
And jotted all that she said, then before going to bed
Looked into the mirror, to get a picture clearer
"Am I THE woman in a man's world or the converse?", I asked myself
Donno,really,but maybe a venn diagram would help...

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Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her. (-Paris Hilton)

The Final Fire

Lying in his arms, my head on his shoulder
warmed by his touch, the night getting colder
I knew his eyes were deceiving,I knew it wasnt forever
The last puff, of the last cigarette, he had promised we'd have together.

One night, tonight, come dawn, he'd be gone
Left with his reveries, deserted in this luscious lawn
those chuckles,in concentric circles, will float aimlessly in the air
with the last puff, of the last cigarette, he had promised we'd share.

And when he'll be lost in his world,with me, disconnected
Incomplete I'll be, indecorously intoxicated
Yet no fervor will fire within me,of no vodka, no coke
nor the last puff,of the last cigarette, he had promised we'd smoke...

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Frohike: You don't smoke?
Scully: But who's got a match? (several lighters are in front of her immediately) Well ... I just can't decide who lights my fire.
--(X-Files)

Tonload of questions!

LAST TIMES…
1. Last beverage: Milk with some protein powder(blek!)
2. Last phone call: Nanisa,Jaipur (my grandmom)
3. Last text message: Omkar Taware...(he sent me condolence sms after seeing Arsenal's loss in the news :P)
4. Last song you listened to: Snuff (SlipKnot)
5. Last time you cried: haha...this could have gone back to a distant date, but no, last night :)

HAVE YOU EVER...

6. Dated someone twice: Haha...you wish...
7. Been cheated on? : Yeah
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? :No, not kissed & regretted it! :D
9. Lost someone special? No...
10. Been depressed? : oh..depressed/dejected/denied/devastated..several times..
11. Been drunk and threw up?.. No..but why would you spend on a drink you threw up? :O (also, other way round)

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Olive Green
13. Crimson Red
14. Deep Purple (not the band!)
15. Basic black

FIRSTS :
16. Made new friends: High School
17. Fallen out of love: not yet fallen in it... ;)
18. Laughed until you cried: There have been so many of them..cant recollect the first but should have been some prank in school..
19. Met someone who changed you: Nu-uh..I Dont like free advices, for they cost me my time..
20. Found out who your true friends were:in time, yeah..When the shit hits the fan, some friends stay, some run :)
21. Found out someone was talking about you:Always...and i love that part..i mean I'd die if people stopped talking about me :P

HAVE YOU:

22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: No dude!
23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: about 95%..then i have some common friends kinda acquaintances and some gooner friends 'round the globe...
24. How many kids do you want to have: three...a boy a girl and again a girl in that order :)
25. Do you have any pets: sigh! :( i wished i was allowed to have one...
26. Do you want to change your name: The best thing about me IS-- my name
27. What did you do for your last birthday: Postponed the party by a day..and then terror struck mumbai..so sat home surfing news channels...
28.What time did you wake up today: 6 a.m..had to go to the temple..
29. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching a soccer match..actually kickoff was 12.15 so i was kind of praying at 12 dot.
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for : Post-graduating!!
31. Last time you saw your father: this morning..
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish i could go back in the past and correct a few things... apologize to some...and kill some others...
33. Most visited web page: Arsenal homepage/Economsit/Wikipedia/Google/Orkut

WHAT'S YOUR :

34. Name: Abhilasha Dafria
35. Nicknames: Aby, Abybaby, Daffy, Daffy Duck, AD, Lasha, Abhi, *%&%(#, @%#, etc.
36. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
37. Male or female or transgender : Female
38. Elementary: JB Vachha
39. Colleges: Vivekanad/SIES
40. Hair color: Changes with fashion... Im stuck to original black for now
41. Long or short: Long
42. Height: 5.7"
43. Do you have a crush on someone? Plenty of them ;)
44. Ever been in love? Love is family...
45. Piercings? two in each ear and a Navel ring too
46. Tattoos? No... but im getting one soon :)
47. Righty or lefty: Righty
48. First surgery: An abortion when i was 18...just kidding...never been thru a surgery..
49. First piercing: My ears when i was 2...
50. First best friend: Rita
51. First sport you loved: Basketball
52. First pet : Dont Push it :|
53. First vacation: Jaipur
54. First concert: AR Rehman
55. First crush : Dr.Cooper (my dentist)
56. Eating: Home-made cookies
57. Drinking: Chilled lemonade
58. I'm about to: say this is getting boring :(
59. Listening to: Purple Haze
60. Waiting for: Christmas? No, weekend actually..

YOUR FUTURE

61. Want kids? yep.. 3 of them :) I also want some puppies :O
62. Want to get married? Shouldn't this question be preceding the above one?
63. Careers in mind? Entrepreneurship,HRD,HRP,Translator

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

64. Lips or eyes: Mischievous eyes/Intellectual eyes/talkative eyes/grim eyes
65. Hugs or kisses: ? One follows the other..
66. Shorter or taller: Taller...(or im the man?)
67. Older or Younger: Min +2 months Max + 4 yrs
68. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantically spontaneous...not very romantic tho... i prefer humor filled conversations and arguments over cozy candle light dinners..
69. Nice stomach or nice arms: Long arms :)
70. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive more..a tad loud too..
71. Hook-up or relationship: wtf? Marriage!:|
72. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker...im hesitant:D

HAVE YOU EVER :
73. Kissed a stranger: hell no! Srew you mate! Get over the kissing thing! X(
74. Lost glasses/contacts: Lost my lenses couple of times..
76. Broken some one's heart: Yeah...i have broken many hearts actually.. Its wrong, I know.. :(
77. Had your own heart broken: What goes around, comes around :)
78. Been arrested: For breaking the signal?
79. Turned someone down: Yeah...many times...Im a bitch, i know :|
80. Cried when someone died: I was more freaked out and numbed than being in tears...
81. Liked a friend that is a boy? Yep

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

81. Yourself: I believe only in myself
82. Miracles: happen..
83. God: is watchful...
84. Love at first sight: No..some crushes materialise...some dont..
85. Heaven: Dont care..
86. Santa Claus: Who? Alex Ferguson?
87. Kiss on the first date? No. only *handshakes* for the first couple of months :P
88. Angels: Friends :)
89. Devils: answered in question 81.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? ummmm......eeyeahh i guess...
91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? No
92. Wanted to kill someone ever? Wanted to take an iron rod and smack his head off.Still want to actually.
93. Among your blog mates, whom would you like to kiss? Whats a blog-mate? :O How do you kiss a blog-mate?:O Whats with the kissing thing?Are you rubbing it in? :O is this a psychometric test? Are you Mrs.Vette? :O
94. Committed a blunder and regretted later? Lost count
95. Wanted to steal you friend's boyfriend / girlfriend? : Nah.

ASSOCIATE WITH SOMETHING YOU WEAR :

96. White: Cotton fabric Shorts
97. Black: Nail paints
98. Red: Arsenal Home Jersey
99. Pink: (Floyd? :P) umm...lip gloss, maybe...
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Yes...so would a 100 truths make up for one righteous lie? ;)





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She don't lie...She don't lie...She don't lie...Cocaine! (Clapton)

The Man-Hunt

With a mission in mind, I walked to the first guy
standing with his arm resting on a car
He looked so stoned, so flashy, so high
He almost looked a Johnny Bravo from far

"Are you THE MAN??" i asked him in quest
Looking serious to the core
He pulled off his glares and flexed his chest
And one sleeve of his tight Tee, almost tore :|

"ofcourse babes!" he exclaimed pushing back his hair
and I heard girls yelling from all corners
"Im rich, Im handsome, Im smart, Im fair
with just one KT in my BA Hons.!"

Disappointed, I asked this second dude
who was laughing loud with his gang
His jokes seemed so gay to me,
I already knew he wasn't The MAN
"I'm THE MAN, don't doubt that my dear
I've 80GB porn, you can check my PC
with 25% attendance, I graduate in commerce each year
And i can do a wheelie on my Pulsar 220CC"

My final attempt was a guy amidst thick books
He appeared to be an engineer
It took me a moment to register his looks
for everyone looked identical in his peer! :O

"I'm THE MAN and the greatest one at that
for I've curbed and served what they all are urging
I fucked life for four years, and it gladly fucked me back
And then again, I'm still virgin :|

I burst out laughing, happiness galore
And so I asked him out for some expensive irish coffee
"expensive" he said, "doesnt deter me nomore"
"Im programed to like numbers>forty... :-|"






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There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad your tie is. --(John Nash, A Beautiful Mind)

Emotional Recession

Receding in my shell today
opening eyes to a different world
where friends wont lie and trust wont hurt
Im beginning to being a different girl

Receding in my shell today
believeing in a better life
where diaries will listen and novels will talk
Im beginning to see the brighter side

Receding in my shell today
Forgetting all the times you've been rude
where I'll be as strange to you as you to me
Im beginning to cherish my solitude

Receding in my shell today
not judging anymore whats wrong or right
and i hope you miss me a lot, my friends
For Im beginning to reced in my shell tonight

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Maybe I always knew....My fragile dreams would be broken for you--Anathema

To the stars... (part 1)

She is tossing and turning on her side of the bed.The night seems chilly and nice.Silver shimmer smuged with the pitchblack darkness.Not too much to prick the eye, not too less to fear the dark.The mild breeze sang its own lullaby that craddled the trees.The jasmine bed that her bedroom window overlooked, could aromatise an insomniac to sleep.
Yet she still struggles..

she takes two whole turns and crawls up on her husband.He's in deep slumber.The days work was enough for him to crash that night.Her long tresses touch his cheek as she rests her chin on his shoulder.

nudging him she says,
" you sleeping baby?"

"huh.. yeah...what hapened?"

"i aint sleepy!"

"why?" he asks, now eyes wide open and sleep all disturbed. He feels her cheek with his nails and pushes back the lock of hair falling on her face. She mounts his chest and sits errect.Women and graceful postures.They can make themselves as light as a feather with so much style. He pulls her knee closer to his face and puts his arms around her.

"why-so-serious?" he asks her smiling self-applauding in his heart of hearts, that even in the middle of his deep sleep he remembered his girl's favourite movie dialogues..."something bothering you?"

"nah nothing...just...i wanna talk :("

" omg! you "still" wanna talk? i mean you talk 24/7...sometimes try to give your big mouth some rest!"

" that wasnt very romantic :|"

"ok, my bad. But you know, if sleep is the issue here, allow me to show you better ways to tackle it"
He pulls her closer with a mischevious glint in his eyes. She pushes him back again.

"Just because you are married, doesnt EXACTLY mean you must get horny each night"

"oh oh..hold on...i aint horny every night..and omg i aint horny at all...FFS i was sleepy!"

"do you know why i married you? your educational qualifications made me believe your grey cells> sexual hormones :|"

"really? do you know why I married you?? do you??..er..because i don't know what exactly was i thinking!"

"stop acting cheeky and smart. I wanna go for a drive.NOW"

"its effing 3 am!"

" I'm going...lemme know if you wanna come along" she pulls out her leather coat and scarf and opens the drawer for the keys "oh and FYI, its your favorite black babe thats gonna be my ride...tonight.." she says with a mischievous grin clanging the Rolls Royce keys delicately hooked on her thin and long manicured fingers..

"no! wait! don't touch my car! I'm coming!!" he gets up grumbling as he runs his fingers through his hair trying to comb them quick.."when i first met you with my parents, i "did" find you tad interesting...but never did i think, was i marrying someone so OUTRIGHTLY CRAZY!"

he raises his eyebrows pleasantly perplexed as he steps on the gas.."so where to madame?"..she narrows her eyes and turns her head away from him...pushes back her seat to an obtuse angle of its highest limit and gazes at the star filled sky..."to the moon...my benevolent chauffeur...to the moon...and back..."


(to be contd...)




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I would fly to the moon and back if...You'll be...If you'll be my baby...Got a ticket for a world where we..Belong...So would you be my baby?--Savage Garden