With a mission in mind, I walked to the first guy
standing with his arm resting on a car
He looked so stoned, so flashy, so high
He almost looked a Johnny Bravo from far
"Are you THE MAN??" i asked him in quest
Looking serious to the core
He pulled off his glares and flexed his chest
And one sleeve of his tight Tee, almost tore :|
"ofcourse babes!" he exclaimed pushing back his hair
and I heard girls yelling from all corners
"Im rich, Im handsome, Im smart, Im fair
with just one KT in my BA Hons.!"
Disappointed, I asked this second dude
who was laughing loud with his gang
His jokes seemed so gay to me,
I already knew he wasn't The MAN
"I'm THE MAN, don't doubt that my dear
I've 80GB porn, you can check my PC
with 25% attendance, I graduate in commerce each year
And i can do a wheelie on my Pulsar 220CC"
My final attempt was a guy amidst thick books
He appeared to be an engineer
It took me a moment to register his looks
for everyone looked identical in his peer! :O
"I'm THE MAN and the greatest one at that
for I've curbed and served what they all are urging
I fucked life for four years, and it gladly fucked me back
And then again, I'm still virgin :|
I burst out laughing, happiness galore
And so I asked him out for some expensive irish coffee
"expensive" he said, "doesnt deter me nomore"
"Im programed to like numbers>forty... :-|"
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There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad your tie is. --(John Nash, A Beautiful Mind)
9 comments:
2 questions:
1. Why were picking up guys?
2. whats with the Fascination with geeky engineers?
@abhilasha : Extremely corny but I second the motion..Engineers rock
@gaurav: I agree with you on 1...I have the same question. But dude, careful about engineer bashing on a public forum, could get dangerous grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Is this poem inspired by Take It easy from The eagles? :D lol
The first seems to have a lot of time n money to carve and flex muscles. But not exactly fits in Brainy and Browny..so I'm sure he's out of ur list even b4 knowing that he's BA hons :D
Let the second guy be in his own world for he's so obsessed with his 80GB collection and proud of his degree without attendance. Here too, he's out b4 knowing the degree....
The third seems a material...but his programmed brain screwed up...
Wait till cloning gets official...then meet a biologist and give him ur requirements. Seems like the best way to give a way to ur mission. :D lol
JOhny bravo... LMAO..
Funny =P
Or are you serious? :O
@ Kartik - nothing against engineers. Its just they way she described them :)
@ Lasha - I don't know why anyone would brag abt 80 Gb of porn to prove their masculinity. Doesn't prove anything. Haha.
@all - I think I know the name of the engineer :)
@juwe
commerce students DO :|
first graduate school then comment :|
@nirvana
And his name begins with letter... :-/
Is this part of that weird dream you have been having, where you see only engineers?
"Im programed to like numbers>forty...:|"
ROFL! yes we are!!!!
n yep,engineers are awesome! :P
But amongst us,we'd brag and bicker bout our fields/branches.
Hail mech! \m/
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