Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Tonload of questions!


LAST TIMES…
1. Last beverage: Milk with some protein powder(blek!)
2. Last phone call: Nanisa,Jaipur (my grandmom)
3. Last text message: Omkar Taware...(he sent me condolence sms after seeing Arsenal's loss in the news :P)
4. Last song you listened to: Snuff (SlipKnot)
5. Last time you cried: haha...this could have gone back to a distant date, but no, last night :)

HAVE YOU EVER...

6. Dated someone twice: Haha...you wish...
7. Been cheated on? : Yeah
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? :No, not kissed & regretted it! :D
9. Lost someone special? No...
10. Been depressed? : oh..depressed/dejected/denied/devastated..several times..
11. Been drunk and threw up?.. No..but why would you spend on a drink you threw up? :O (also, other way round)

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Olive Green
13. Crimson Red
14. Deep Purple (not the band!)
15. Basic black

FIRSTS :
16. Made new friends: High School
17. Fallen out of love: not yet fallen in it... ;)
18. Laughed until you cried: There have been so many of them..cant recollect the first but should have been some prank in school..
19. Met someone who changed you: Nu-uh..I Dont like free advices, for they cost me my time..
20. Found out who your true friends were:in time, yeah..When the shit hits the fan, some friends stay, some run :)
21. Found out someone was talking about you:Always...and i love that part..i mean I'd die if people stopped talking about me :P

HAVE YOU:

22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: No dude!
23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: about 95%..then i have some common friends kinda acquaintances and some gooner friends 'round the globe...
24. How many kids do you want to have: three...a boy a girl and again a girl in that order :)
25. Do you have any pets: sigh! :( i wished i was allowed to have one...
26. Do you want to change your name: The best thing about me IS-- my name
27. What did you do for your last birthday: Postponed the party by a day..and then terror struck mumbai..so sat home surfing news channels...
28.What time did you wake up today: 6 a.m..had to go to the temple..
29. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching a soccer match..actually kickoff was 12.15 so i was kind of praying at 12 dot.
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for : Post-graduating!!
31. Last time you saw your father: this morning..
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish i could go back in the past and correct a few things... apologize to some...and kill some others...
33. Most visited web page: Arsenal homepage/Economsit/Wikipedia/Google/Orkut

WHAT'S YOUR :

34. Name: Abhilasha Dafria
35. Nicknames: Aby, Abybaby, Daffy, Daffy Duck, AD, Lasha, Abhi, *%&%(#, @%#, etc.
36. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
37. Male or female or transgender : Female
38. Elementary: JB Vachha
39. Colleges: Vivekanad/SIES
40. Hair color: Changes with fashion... Im stuck to original black for now
41. Long or short: Long
42. Height: 5.7"
43. Do you have a crush on someone? Plenty of them ;)
44. Ever been in love? Love is family...
45. Piercings? two in each ear and a Navel ring too
46. Tattoos? No... but im getting one soon :)
47. Righty or lefty: Righty
48. First surgery: An abortion when i was 18...just kidding...never been thru a surgery..
49. First piercing: My ears when i was 2...
50. First best friend: Rita
51. First sport you loved: Basketball
52. First pet : Dont Push it :|
53. First vacation: Jaipur
54. First concert: AR Rehman
55. First crush : Dr.Cooper (my dentist)
56. Eating: Home-made cookies
57. Drinking: Chilled lemonade
58. I'm about to: say this is getting boring :(
59. Listening to: Purple Haze
60. Waiting for: Christmas? No, weekend actually..

YOUR FUTURE

61. Want kids? yep.. 3 of them :) I also want some puppies :O
62. Want to get married? Shouldn't this question be preceding the above one?
63. Careers in mind? Entrepreneurship,HRD,HRP,Translator

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

64. Lips or eyes: Mischievous eyes/Intellectual eyes/talkative eyes/grim eyes
65. Hugs or kisses: ? One follows the other..
66. Shorter or taller: Taller...(or im the man?)
67. Older or Younger: Min +2 months Max + 4 yrs
68. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantically spontaneous...not very romantic tho... i prefer humor filled conversations and arguments over cozy candle light dinners..
69. Nice stomach or nice arms: Long arms :)
70. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive more..a tad loud too..
71. Hook-up or relationship: wtf? Marriage!:|
72. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker...im hesitant:D

HAVE YOU EVER :
73. Kissed a stranger: hell no! Srew you mate! Get over the kissing thing! X(
74. Lost glasses/contacts: Lost my lenses couple of times..
76. Broken some one's heart: Yeah...i have broken many hearts actually.. Its wrong, I know.. :(
77. Had your own heart broken: What goes around, comes around :)
78. Been arrested: For breaking the signal?
79. Turned someone down: Yeah...many times...Im a bitch, i know :|
80. Cried when someone died: I was more freaked out and numbed than being in tears...
81. Liked a friend that is a boy? Yep

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

81. Yourself: I believe only in myself
82. Miracles: happen..
83. God: is watchful...
84. Love at first sight: No..some crushes materialise...some dont..
85. Heaven: Dont care..
86. Santa Claus: Who? Alex Ferguson?
87. Kiss on the first date? No. only *handshakes* for the first couple of months :P
88. Angels: Friends :)
89. Devils: answered in question 81.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? ummmm......eeyeahh i guess...
91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? No
92. Wanted to kill someone ever? Wanted to take an iron rod and smack his head off.Still want to actually.
93. Among your blog mates, whom would you like to kiss? Whats a blog-mate? :O How do you kiss a blog-mate?:O Whats with the kissing thing?Are you rubbing it in? :O is this a psychometric test? Are you Mrs.Vette? :O
94. Committed a blunder and regretted later? Lost count
95. Wanted to steal you friend's boyfriend / girlfriend? : Nah.

ASSOCIATE WITH SOMETHING YOU WEAR :

96. White: Cotton fabric Shorts
97. Black: Nail paints
98. Red: Arsenal Home Jersey
99. Pink: (Floyd? :P) umm...lip gloss, maybe...
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Yes...so would a 100 truths make up for one righteous lie? ;)





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She don't lie...She don't lie...She don't lie...Cocaine! (Clapton)

Monday, May 4, 2009

The Man-Hunt



With a mission in mind, I walked to the first guy
standing with his arm resting on a car
He looked so stoned, so flashy, so high
He almost looked a Johnny Bravo from far

"Are you THE MAN??" i asked him in quest
Looking serious to the core
He pulled off his glares and flexed his chest
And one sleeve of his tight Tee, almost tore :|

"ofcourse babes!" he exclaimed pushing back his hair
and I heard girls yelling from all corners
"Im rich, Im handsome, Im smart, Im fair
with just one KT in my BA Hons.!"

Disappointed, I asked this second dude
who was laughing loud with his gang
His jokes seemed so gay to me,
I already knew he wasn't The MAN
"I'm THE MAN, don't doubt that my dear
I've 80GB porn, you can check my PC
with 25% attendance, I graduate in commerce each year
And i can do a wheelie on my Pulsar 220CC"

My final attempt was a guy amidst thick books
He appeared to be an engineer
It took me a moment to register his looks
for everyone looked identical in his peer! :O

"I'm THE MAN and the greatest one at that
for I've curbed and served what they all are urging
I fucked life for four years, and it gladly fucked me back
And then again, I'm still virgin :|

I burst out laughing, happiness galore
And so I asked him out for some expensive irish coffee
"expensive" he said, "doesnt deter me nomore"
"Im programed to like numbers>forty... :-|"






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There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad your tie is. --(John Nash, A Beautiful Mind)